Caution: Do not eat this blog!

Does this blogger exist?

2006-07-12T17:23:00.000-04:00

Yeah, I have a job. I can't go around posting as if I don't. Man, actually I have 1.9 jobs. 1 fulltime, 1 part time, and a lil something on the side that will make me so rich you'll hate reading my sugar sweet blog about how rich I am. Okay okay, so it's not making me rich, in fact its COSTING me money. You know what else is costing me frikken money? Home Depot stock. That POS hit $33 something yesterday. I've got stock options from 2003 & 4 that aren't worth dookey.

OK, now back to stuff in general. And I'm writing this as if you'll find it interesting, so humor me. I've been working on a techno remix for this rock singer named Lennon. Actually it's a contest, she doesn't know who the heck I am. Actually, that's mutual, I dunno anything about rock/alternative/punk/wtf. The contest is at www.sectionz.com and there's a link on the side. My track hasn't been posted yet because it sounds crappy right now.

How about I go do something else for a few minutes. It's gonna be fun writing on this blog again.
...misterboston

Friggin busy.

2006-05-25T22:05:00.000-04:00

Nope, I haven't read your blog in a long time either.

I have been so busy over the last few weeks, it's been killing me. The only thing I have been able to consistently do (including sleep, shower, get to work ontime, eat, and everything else) was watch 24. I TOLD YOU the doggone Chinese were gonna come back! Oh man, that last shot of the big ship leaving! I guess I have something on my 2007 calendar besides my own birthday now.

DCMisterAnthrope, its starting to feel like time for another trip to DC. Or, how bout you meet me someplace and we hang out? I need a break.

Sistahguhl Chaseing Complacency...if you just happen to come accross this...HI!!!!

Ms. No-Road-Blocks....I hope you have been well! Your old job is NUTS. It's crazy over there. Have you seen all the stuff in the news talking about Nardelli and his HUGE salary? It was on the front page of the NYTimes yesterday can you believe that? And the AJC ran an anklebiter followup story too. But, it's still a cool place to work if you're not worried about getting outsourced to India.

Okay, that's enough. I gotta go. MAYBE get some sleep tonight.
...misterboston

Welcome newbie blogger...and random junk about 24

2006-05-07T23:04:00.000-04:00

Hey welcome my friend who used to work with me at the job! Her newbie blog is at http://no-road-blocks.blogspot.com/

Next...man, 24 has me frikken BAFFLED. Who are those guys in the room? I think they are either:
1) The Illuminati. The scary sounding people behind the Masonic groups, the Kennedy and ML King assassination, and New Coke. They apparently run this place and are watching every letter I type.

2) The Klan. Just like David Duke, the President, once an ex Grand High Wizard, is now a high-post front man. Yes, I know there is a black guy there in the room. He's what we call a "sellout".

Okay I know that doesn't make any sense. Man I DON'T KNOW! Especially after they wasted our time last week. My friend Mark missed it. I told him that everything is where it was at the end of the episode the week before plus or minus one detail like "oh, the co-pilot is a bad guy" and Cloie got more cool Spy Hunter walking music. It's not like Edgar died or anything. Very missable episode.

Okay, time for bed. I've been up all weekend working on a website that still isn't done.
Night!
...misterboston

Dammit.

2006-04-28T19:24:00.000-04:00

What? I just paid $50 for gas? And I didn't even get 16 gallons? I can fly somewhere for $50! I am pissed. Even people who don't drive are mad too.

Did anybody else notice that Exxon Mobile was #1 on the Forbes 500, beating out WALMART? How the heck does Exxon beat out a place that sells food and clothes? How did they do that? Because gas prices have been fixed artificially high. I mean think about it. If gas was really expensive, last year should have been a bad year for the gas companies too, because they should have been struggling trying to provide us gas while also maintaining their margins. Instead, they lied to us. I thought they had hurricane ravaged refineries to rebuild? I thought pipelines got busted! I thought a barrel of oil had gone up so much they were barely making ends meet?

Nope. Those bastards lied to us. And I'm scared. Is there anybody left in politics that isn't going to screw us? Or are they all puppets of corporate cash?

I'm going to get a horse.
...misterboston

Why did I just drive from Memphis?

2006-04-22T16:02:00.000-04:00

A guy who I consider to be one of my best long time friends died and we just buried him at a Veterans Cemetary in Memphis. I've known him since I was about 13. Back then it was fun picking on his voice cracking. Carefree. Anyway, he had a heart attack while at work at a barbershop in Tampa, while actually cutting someones hair.

On the first call to 911 for an ambulance, they advised the operator that he was "out" but breathing. No one came. On the second, and I'm sure more frantic, phone call 20 minutes later, they told the 911 operator he was not breathing. The ambulance came 2 minutes later. Make a note. Always say NOT breathing.

That really sucks and I'm going to miss him.

With much love , Rest In Peace Kenneth Dewayne Malone.

PS: DCMrAnthrope, you are next in line for highest level of friendship status. I'm going to ask you for money shortly.

PPS: You are all free to go happily about your day as if I didn't just talk about the sad and untimely death of a close friend.

your font is pretty small

2006-04-22T15:54:00.000-04:00

SupComTabz said...
your font is pretty small.... and kind of hard to read

Yeah I know the font is small. Everybody says that. I've been punishing them by making it incrementally smaller. I just finished coding a windows worm file that will automatically change your screen resolution from 1280x1024 to "incomprehensible" the next time you visit this blog.

I'm just playing. I lost a whole night of sleep last night and drove from Memphis to Atlanta. I'm feeling a little delerious. I'm so sleepy in fact, that I cannot seem to go to sleep. What's dumb is that if I try to "do" something like DRIVE I'll black out. I could probably fall asleep on a bicycle. I drank one of those gas station starbucks cappuccino-in-a-can and a Full Throttle. I may have blacked out WHILE drinking the Full Throttle. I think I am immune to caffiene and ginsing and guarana and all that mess.

Anyway, the font thing. Okay I got it, the font is too small. I THINK that's what I'm hearing. Well this one will be new and imroved. Now time to try to sleep again.
...misterboston

Does your crystal ball work?

2006-04-17T19:13:00.000-04:00

What do you think is gonna happen on 24 tonight?

If you like electronic music...

2006-04-15T11:24:00.000-04:00

I just found this site called SectionZ. The music is all free and unlicensed because the people there are all unsigned producers that WANT you to take their music with you when you leave. I have hear lots and lots of GREAT electronic music on there (trance, techno, drum & bass, etc) since I found the site for the first time last night. Check it out http://www.sectionz.com
...misterboston

Oops, I forgot I have 2 jobs.

2006-04-14T20:23:00.000-04:00

Job #2 woke up today. That's where I play apartment show&tell at the apartments where I live. I usually blow off anybody who calls my cell phone where the number doesn't show up in my callerid. This time I decided to answer. Suprise! They got my cell phone number on CRAIGS LIST. I am SCREWED. Everyone in the frikken whole world is on Craigslist looking for an apartment.

Oh shoot, I don't remember what to do. How much is the deposit? I dunno. Man, I don't even remember how much the application fee is. I don't know how much the RENT is. Oh, and now the guy who's moving out is calling me because somebody parked in the alley and he is getting ready to tow them so he can get his car back there. Man I dunno who's car that is. Are you MOVING OUT? I didn't even know. How much is your rent if you don't mind me asking? How much was your deposit? Great, thanks.

This sucks. Until the 1rst rolls around and I realize what a great deal I have on my apartment!
...misterboston

Da Muzicianz Camera Phone dance remix.

2006-04-13T01:26:00.000-04:00

I just finished the remix of Camera Phone by Da Muzicianz, an Atlanta crunk rap group headed by D-Roc from the Ying Yang twins. But, if you're not into crunk music, don't worry. This is the dance club version! 125 beats per minute baby! Now go shake something for the camera phone!

Click here to download the Camera Phone Spiked Drink Remix by Da Muzicianz.

Jogging sucks.

2006-04-09T17:58:00.000-04:00

Why do people like to run? What are you doing the whole time you're running, thinking to yourself "wow this is the coolest thing I've ever done" or "this is helping me relax." HOW is it helping you relax?

I can't stand it. I'm trying to lose 10 pounds and get back down to my Fine++ weight of 200 (on a 6foot frame, by the way, not 5'1"), but I have to jog to do it. Maybe it would be more "fun" if I didn't have to pay attention to every breath and every step. Does anybody have a "mental state" suggestion for me? Cause otherwise, this sucks.

Cynthia McKinney

2006-04-05T18:27:00.000-04:00

Or should I say "inmate 988-43".

I HATE that she decided to pull the race card. She's SO in the wrong that she thought she had to involve the ENTIRE RACE and make it seem like we're all gonna back her. It is NOT your hairstyle. You are not Don King. Nobody, not one person cares about your hairstyle.

It's not fair to black people that a black person can be an idiot and invoke our strongest non-financial weapon. It was so nice to see it fail miserably.

And she takes really bad pictures. Either that or the press hates you so much they only show the bad ones. Anyway, if you haven't already seen this, watch it now. But, all you hard core blog-ers I'm sure have already posted it (CNN interview video) allready.

Beware of Cinderella at the stroke of midnight!

2006-04-01T22:15:00.000-05:00

Last night I went to Club Eleven50. The club was PACKED with girls too. Short ones, tall ones, fat ones, small ones. So I'm on the dance floor chilling with my Heineken and pack of free Camel lights (I don't smoke, but who am I to turn down free stuff). The floor's packed with girls - techno music is THUMPING. It's great!

I dip to the bathroom at about midnight to help myself out of my last 3 Heinekens and red bull. I give the bathroom attendant the usual hokey excuse that I don't carry cash and head back out to the dance floor when I notice something different. It's ALL different.

MOST of the girls have disappeared. What's left? GAY MEN. About 100 of them. Dancing. Pulling their t-shirts up. Sweating. Groping. WTF??? Is there a frikken BUS outside?

Or a pumpkin?

9/11 "911" tapes released.

2006-04-01T11:34:00.000-05:00

I just finished listening to a couple of the 911 calls. I'm glad they released them because now I'm mad again. You know, if President Bush had been thinking about this, he would have forced them to be released months ago when his ratings hit their lowest (unless they're gonna go lower?). Cause see, I'm angry at the terrorists again and I'm ready for war. Listening to those tapes has me fired up. Somebody needs to get a can of Jihad open up on them!

The public is really forgetfull, and since most of us don't live or work in Manhattan or didn't lose someone at the towers, we forget as a whole. I was just at the site of the towers 3 weeks ago, and you can still see the huge tunnels where the subway lines would be. You can still see the paint stripes going to the parking area, and places where people were standing - areas that just cut off, because that's right where the towers should be. The buildings surrounding the towers are STILL under construction. We forgot that this JUST HAPPENED. It was heavy.

We're not supposed to be liberating some country. We're supposed to be looking for and killing (killing = bring to justice) the people responsible for this attack. We're also supposed to be figuring out how to minimize our dependence on everybody elses stuff, like fossil fuel, technology, and labor. And we SUCK AT ALL OF THIS. We don't make a damn thing in this country anymore, and we finance our countries debt with government bonds that are being sold to other countries.

Foreign investment OWNS us...it's like we walked into a big global pawn shop and got a title loan. And the clerk said "don't worry America! We'll loan you money against your title, but you can get to keep your car and house!" But as soon as we miss that first payment...God help us. The repo man is coming.

It's SPRING!

2006-03-31T12:36:00.000-05:00

I just came back from jogging, during which time I think I ate about 1lb of pollen. So if you're interested in being germinated, let me know and I will cough on you. In fact it would be my pleasure.

Also, congrats PrincessFrozen for getting that big fat cush job at Google! Anybody else need a job reference? I'm on FIRE!!

Always save enough energy to cuddle.

2006-03-31T09:32:00.000-05:00

This is so dumb. The website it came from requires subscription, so I copied and pasted the gist of it below:

The man, who is in his 20s, forced the victim to drive
him to several locations, including to an ATM, before returning to the woman's
home, Grangent said.
Once back at the home, the suspect sexually assaulted
his victim, Grangent said. Following the assault, the man fell asleep, and the
woman was able to flee and call police.

Can you believe ol boy raped this woman, and fell asleep? ALWAYS save just enough energy to cuddle (or flee the scene).

Really dumb question for ANYBODY

2006-03-30T18:46:00.000-05:00

I went low bullsh:t a few years ago and that seems to be working for me. So I decided to go low salt too. I just got some of that "natural" peanut butter today.

WHAT THE HECK am I supposed to do with the OIL that's sitting on the top? I thought I shouldn't pour it out because this the way God made it right? But on the other hand, this is pretty much un-processed Crisco. Not knowing what to do, I stirred it. And NOW I have a loose, watery, juicy jar of nasty peanut syrup.

Did I screw this up? Or did God look on and say "well done, my child".......

Current refridgerator status as of 03/28/06 19:30

2006-03-28T19:32:00.000-05:00

Water. Tupperware with questionable contents. Megagreen juice. Stuff to put on stuff, like salad dressing and rellish.

This sucks. I wish Webvan was still around.

...misterboston

24 - What I think is gonna happen next.

2006-03-28T18:52:00.000-05:00

I wrote all this on somebody elses blog and I figured if it was good enough for them, it's good enough for the ol misterboston blog. So here it is. My prediction of what's gonna happen next on 24. By the way, they wrote "Now that the major threat is gone" and these were points having to do with the idea that the major threats are NOT gone. Check it next week and see if my crystal ball is correct.

1) The Asians still hate us from last season. They're gonna find out Jack's still alive and dating and will be pissed. THAT is the news the Ex Pres' brother is gonna have. Or somebody will.

2) The Germans hate us. Remember Jack screwed them on the wetlist. What's he gonna do this time, fake his death again? Or actually die?

3) The Russians hate us. President Smirnoff hasn't even been able to leave yet. He's got places to be and Vodka to drink. His Intelligence agency is gonna find out about the go-ahead-and-killem order President Wheredisballsgo authorized and be like "Oh Haagen Daaz!!"

4) Ex-robocop actor is somehow able to drive around freeazabird even though there's a curfew. His wife just got shot in the leg and he's not very attractive so he's not looking forward to hitting the dating scene. He's going to go get Jacks daughter, since he and his wife breastfed her while Jack was "dead" and hold her hostage. Jack and Psychiatrist dude are gonna have to work together to save her, giving us another oh so teary eyed "bonding" episode like when Audrey's dead ex-fiance teamed up with Jack last year. I bet he takes a bullet too.

5) And sure, we've got the super evil and manipulative Vice President, but so what. SOMEBODY around there needs to take control. And not the schizophrenic and whiny First Lady. Not that her husband isn't also whiney.

I read somewhere that Jacks daughter was assigned crappy writers originally, but she's a good actress. With that in mind, they are making a point to showcase her a lil bit more with some classier lines.

Okay, that's all pholks. You can go ahead and take your phones off vibrate now.
...misterboston

Hi I'm from Mexico. Not that one, the new NEW one.

2006-03-27T19:07:00.000-05:00

Okay, if there's a rally in a town and 500,000 illegal immigrants show up on foot, we have a REALLY BIG LEAK. BTW, we tried to get 1M black people to show up and march on Washington DC. Spike Lee even made a movie about it. And they got like 750K. 500,000 people showed up in one city with 3 days notice? And wait, most of them are ILLEGAL. If 65 marijuana "salesmen" showed up in the same place at the same time they would fly one of those Black Hawks over that place with a great big dragnet.

I even had somebody call and give me a 30 minute long telephone survey last night about the immigrant reform legislation. AND SHE BARELY SPOKE ENGLISH. Was she calling me from Mexico? Was Vicente Fox around the corner in the breakroom thinking "this is gonna be the BEST tax year EVER! Thank God for Western Union, aye Dios mio!" You know what? There's oil down there too. If they wanna be here so bad...fine. Send in el militario. The we can rename that place New New Mexico.

2006-03-26T17:16:00.000-05:00

You remember that promotion Wendy's had last year where if you buy some drinks and you get to fly free on Airtran, right? I remember it well because I decided to spend some of my should-be-working-since-I'm-at-work-and-all time goofing off making www.wendyscup.com. Well, there's not a lot going on there now, since the promotion ended. Now I'm wondering why the heck I paid for hosting a year in advance. ANYWAY....

So, how about the folks at Polident have a similar promotion! Got dentures? You're in luck! Want to buy denture related products without the hassle of actually having dentures? You're in luck too! If you buy 5 boxes of Polident and a round trip airline ticket, you get a free round trip companion pass! That does not suck, especially if you live in Buffalo and you want to take a vacation in LA. If you go to the www.wendyscup.com site, click on the "blog cup" and it'll tell you all about it or be a slacker and click here to go directly to the post. Really I'm trying to trick you into going to the site so you can see my cheesy flash with the cups and sippy-cup sound effect. And trust me, I will not be making a www.dentureflights.com site.

And when it's all done, you'll have a great gift to give to Grandma. Suprise Grandma!

2006-03-24T21:36:00.000-05:00

I'll tell you what NOT to do. Get VONGO and expect the existence of technical support. I've had it for a month and I've never been able to get it to work on my computer. So, I just cancelled it.

And I'm kinda mad about that too, because it seems like it was going to be really really cool. Instead, it tricked me every time. It would play the movie preview. I would say GREAT! It would download the movie. GREAT! The movie would start to play ...and ... no SOUND!! So what, they can fix it right? Nope. Since Vongo is still a BETA product, technical support is non-existent.

On my 4th call, I was told to uninstall the Vongo player and reinstall Windows Media Player. THEN, download Vongo again but without using my router. They want me to disconnect my router, re-config my modem to hand out IP addresses again, then download the software again because they say they've had "problems" with people getting bad downloads. So, I sucked it up and did it. And it did. not. work. This whole process with them sucked so bad. But the service is (or would be) so COOL!!! You can stream the Starz channel live! It's like cheating DirecTV!

I tried to escalate to a supervisor once. The lady told me they don't have supervisors that take escalations. They don't have technical engineers that answer phone calls. They don't have ANYONE ELSE I can talk to. You know what? I'm not going to fight you idiots. Give me my money back.
...jb